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KATG 3819: Bad Boy to Life w/ Craig Klein and Chris

The Diamond Dogs are back! Whether it’s about Pepperidge Farm, the shockingly violent Sean “Puff Daddy Diddy Puffy Love” Combs hotel video, Kansas City Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker’s controversial commencement speech on women, or the blatant racism in Congress; Chris, Craig, and Keith got some barking to do. May 18, 2024
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Craig KleinCraig Klein

KATG 3818: Country Queer w/ Ali Clayton

Fan favorite Ali Clayton returns, and the duo discusses the revealing details on her new comedy album Country Queer. Keith and Ali also cover the dangers of NYC, including Ali’s very recent violent attack. They also talk about Tom Brady saying that he’s a better man for learning that his celebrity roast was a bad idea as well as Thomas Jefferson University’s mangled commencement names. May 15, 2024
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  • — Dyslexia, dyscalculia, and directions
  • — The dangers of NYC and the attack on Ali Clayton
  • — The NYC/Dublin Portal
  • — The man behind the infamous black and blue dress plead guilty to attacking his wife
  • — Kelly Clarkson admits to taking a weight loss drug after claiming that she lost massive weight by walking around NYC and using a plunge pool
  • — Man admits to sexually molesting his cousin while applying to be a police officer
  • — Ali Clayton’s new album Country Queer details her family’s indiscretions with names and details
  • — Tom Brady says he’s a better man for learning that his celebrity roast was a bad idea
  • — Using old sex moves on new partners
  • — Thomas Jefferson University’s mangled commencement names

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Ali ClaytonAli Clayton

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Rick Moranis
Rick Moranis
Steve Buscemi
Steve Buscemi
The Dress Family
The Dress Family
Kelly Clarkson's journey
Kelly Clarkson's journey
Cop wannabe admits to sexually abusing his underage cousin
Cop wannabe admits to sexually abusing his underage cousin
Tom Brady and the moms
Tom Brady and the moms

KATG 3817: The Keith and The Girl Roast

From 2011, it’s The Keith and The Girl Roast! Inspired by recent roast talk, Keith revisits the brutality from comedy greats such as Roastmaster Jesse Joyce, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence, with one being more hurtful than the next. Ben Lerman! John F. O’Donnell! Victor Varnado! The Knefels! It’s right here in all its shocking glory. May 13, 2024
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KATG.com/STORE
KATG.com/STORE

KATG 3816: The Roast of Tom Brady w/ Mallory Jane and ListenerLiz

Chat Pack members Mallory Jane and ListenerLiz join Keith to discuss The Roast of Tom Brady as well as to help share the white perspective of Kendrick vs. Drake. The trio also covers Kevin Spacey endorsing RFK Jr. for the presidency, RFK’s worm-eaten brain, and Bummer News. May 8, 2024
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  • — Drake’s bodyguard is shot at Drake’s mansion amidst his public rivalry with Kendrick Lamar
  • — Kevin Spacey-endorsed RFK Jr. said that a worm ate part of his brain and died in his head
  • — Kristi Noem’s book of lies
  • — The Roast of Tom Brady
  • — Bummer News: Restaurant employee busted for child porn after getting caught having intercourse with all the open food

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Mallory JaneMallory Jane

KATG 3815: DAMN. w/ Rod & Karen Morrow

Rod and Karen Morrow return with another episode of Last Week on KATG where they discuss Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake, the last week of shows, and the toxicity of comedian Pat Dixon. May 6, 2024
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Keith's $18 bill
Keith's $18 bill

KATG 3814: Pat Dixon Strikes Again w/ Felicia Gillespie

Longtime KATG guest Pat Dixon’s pattern of abuse continues, and this time comedian Felicia Gillespie shares her stories of extreme mistreatment. Physical violence, verbal violence, mind manipulation, and character slander; it’s all here. Be sure to share your relatable stories. May 3, 2024
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100% Real
100% Real
Pat Dixon
Pat Dixon

Pat breaking the order of protection
Pat breaking the order of protection

KATG 3813: The Infinite Wrench w/ Katharine Heller and Carrie Gravenson

Favorites Katharine Heller and Carrie Gravenson join Keith to discuss his behavior at The New York Neo-Futurists’ The Infinite Wrench. The trio also discusses a 60-year-old Miss Universe, Ozempic causing erectile dysfunction, Jon Bon Jovi’s pretentious documentary THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT, Netflix’s The Circle, and Carrie’s life-changing solar eclipse experience. May 1, 2024
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  • — Jerry Seinfeld vs. Woke Culture
  • — Keith, The Infinite Wrench, and paranoia
  • — Miss Universe Buenos Aires is 60 years old
  • — Ozempic is causing erectile dysfunction
  • — Bon Jovi’s THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT
  • — The scene around Donald Trump’s hush money trial
  • — Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft and Carrie Gravenson’s life-changing solar eclipse experience
  • — r/RoastMe
  • — Netflix’s The Circle

KATG 3812: Going Postal w/ Rod & Karen Morrow

The studio audience is back and in charge. This week we talk about death by 1,000 sauces and Keith’s comical frustration. Sponsored by The United States Postal Service. #GoPostal April 30, 2024
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Fixing an airplane while it's flying
Fixing an airplane while it's flying
Oh boy ...
Oh boy ...
Gettin there ...
Gettin there ...
Baby steps
Baby steps

KATG 3811: Take 5 (A Chu & A/Chat Pack Extravaganza) w/ Newsy and the Chat Pack

MeMeCherry! Viola! Snikki! Chris! The Chat Pack! Yes, sometimes the universe tests our patience, but we push through and have a ROCKIN’ good time! In this episode we discuss Drag, alcoholism, boundaries, the Pope, internet cats, reality TV, impressions, acid, L.A., relationships, and pronouns! April 26, 2024
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  • — Episodes discussed:
  • — 36: Keepin' It Real
  • — 713: Quitter w/ Michael Mattera
  • — 1168: The Key of Awesome w/ Mark Douglas
  • — 1373: Triple Rush w/ JessNYC and Dillon Roberts
  • — 1766: Full of Gass w/ Craig Gass
  • — 2615: Acid Attack w/ Grant Lindahl
  • — 2851: MURDER w/ Paul Gilmartin
  • — 3064: Chemdawg w/ Max Cohen
  • — 3260: It Started As a Joke w/ Eugene Mirman
  • — 3658: Humans Being w/ MJ Knefel

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NewsyNewsy

KATG 3810: God Is One of Us w/ Rod Morrow, Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris

Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.) April 23, 2024
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Show Notes

  • — YouTube introductions and Keith’s new soundboard
  • — Minimum Rage: 9-year-old girl shot after gun accidentally discharges outside a McDonald’s
  • — Keith had sex 7 times in 3 days!
  • — Passover explained
  • — Proof that God is one of us
  • — Last Week on KATG sponsor: Inaudible
  • — Keith’s Dad wrote to Keith (kinda)! Email dated: April 16, 2024
  • — Keith’s non-tactile abilities
  • — Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Chemda shout-out
  • — The Infinite Wrench
  • — Tiger Woods isn’t fucking or winning
  • — O. J. Simpson vs. Mike Tyson
  • — Chocolate covered orange rinds
  • — Rust and various court cases
  • — John Wayne Bobbitt also lost all his toes

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Minimum Rage
Minimum Rage
Accidents happen
Accidents happen
Megatron outside of McDonald's
Megatron outside of McDonald's
Donald Trump in court (again, probably farting)
Donald Trump in court (again, probably farting)
Freddy
Freddy
Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul
Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul

John and Lorena Bobbitt
John and Lorena Bobbitt
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